Dogs, Frogs, and Nature Songs
Today is 5/21/2013
The Icky Alphabet
Hey, it’s the icky alphabet, man!
Here is a song about the alphabet
It’s as gross as gross can get
Here is a song about the alphabet
It’s as gross as gross can get
A is for ants in your pants
B is for broccoli breath
C is for cooties and crud
D is dirty diapers of death
E is for eyeballs you eat
F is for fungus on feet
G is for gooey green glop
H is for head lice that hop
I is for insects in your clothes
J is for jam between your toes
K is for ketchup up your nose
L is for lizard legs
M is for mosquito eggs
N is for the nose you blew
O is for oyster stew
P is for puke, Pee‐ew!
Learnin’ the letters can be tricky
But it’s fun to learn with stuff that’s icky
Learnin’ the letters can be tricky
But it’s fun to learn with stuff that’s icky
A b c d e f g
H i j k l m n o p
Q r s t u v
W x y, and z
Q is for a queasy tot
R is for reptiles that rot
S is for slimy snot
T is for a two‐headed tick
U is ucky underwear, ick!
V is for vermin in your home
W is for worms on your phone
X is an x‐ray of your bones
Y is for yucky yellow goop
And Z is for zebra poop
Learnin’ the letters can be tricky
But it’s fun to learn with stuff that’s icky
Learnin’ the letters can be tricky
But it’s fun to learn with stuff that’s icky
A b c d e f g
H i j k l m n o p
Q r s t u v
W x y and z
Learnin’ the letters can be tricky
But it’s fun to learn with stuff that’s ick!
